updated 03/26/2014 AT 8:00 PM ET
•originally published 03/26/2014 AT 3:35 PM ET
Congratulations – we know it hasn’t been easy, but you’ve done it. You’ve made it this far without having House of Cards spoiled for you.
And now you’re settling into your favorite corner of the living room sofa. You’ve got your wine in one hand and your best furry buddy by your side. You hit play … and something goes very wrong.
That’s right, your dog – yes, your dog – begins rattling off what happens next. It’s a horror beyond words, and it all happens to the unsuspecting humans in the video above. Pet owners, consider this a warning to choose your animals wisely.