Lady Gaga’s Twitter Rant and More of the Most Important Random Things Online

Courtesy Lady Gaga

updated 10/25/2013 AT 1:00 PM ET

originally published 10/25/2013 AT 4:55 PM ET

While Kanye West was abusing the letter “e” during his proposal (“PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!!”), Katie Holmes was abusing the exclamation point and Jason Momoa abused some random dude’s hands.

Plus: male model-turned-actor Jamie Dornan is the new Christian Grey and he’s really, really ridiculously good looking. Read on for the best of the most random stuff online this week.

• Lady Gaga Had a Twitter Rant
The singer sounded off on rumors that she has a penis, her supposed rivalry with Katy Perry and more.

• Katie Holmes Joined Twitter
And apparently loves exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

• Guy Gets into a Slap Fight with Jason Momoa – a.k.a., Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones
So, this guy has a death wish.

• Jamie Dornan Lands Role as Christian Grey
And he’s kind of funny on Twitter.

Also, Lena Dunham knew that he was awesome back in the day, so good job, Lena.

• Keanu Reeves Did a Reddit AMA
And was charming as hell, writing that “It’s always nice to say hi to folks” (re: fan interaction) and that Gary Busy ate all the meatball subs from Point Break. He also addressed the infamous “Sad Keanu” photo, saying, “I think that a picture can tell a thousand words, and none of them can be right. Or true. I’m absolutely a very happy person.”


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